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    A man visited a doctor and said that every time he pressed his finger against any part of his body it hurt really bad. He showed the doctor by pressing his finger against he shoulder.

    "Oh, it really hurts," he shouted. Then he pressed his finger against his stomach. "That really hurts too," he sighed. Then he pressed his leg. "That really hurt," he moaned.

    The doctor examined him thoroughly and said, "I can't find anything wrong with your shoulder, leg, or stomach, so I'm going to send you to a specialist."

    He went to a specialist who examined him and said, "Friend, you have a broken finger."
    sigpicJohn 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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    That was a good one. Thanks for the laugh!
    Luke 12:27 Consider the lilies, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin; and yet I say to you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.