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    The Italian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.


    The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.


    The Frenchman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.


    The Chinese swats the fly and throws away the coffee.


    The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.


    The Israeli sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.


    The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

  • #2
    That is funny .

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    • #3
      Please pray for my unsaved loved-ones. Time is short.

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        and the American sips the coffee, gags, falls to the floor, and files a lawsuit against the coffee shop, claiming emotional distress at the fact that he can never drink coffee again.

        PETA sues over the callous drowning of a fly,

        Dept of Health closes the shop,


        IRS conducts an audit looking for unreported fly margin profits,


        And Obama says: Wait, that was MY FLY! and immediately signs an executive order requiring background checks for all coffee shops as well as federal certification in handling coffee with or without flies,
        and presses Congress to enact legislation banning flies from coffee.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wally View Post




          and the American sips the coffee, gags, falls to the floor, and files a lawsuit against the coffee shop, claiming emotional distress at the fact that he can never drink coffee again.

          PETA sues over the callous drowning of a fly,

          Dept of Health closes the shop,


          IRS conducts an audit looking for unreported fly margin profits,


          And Obama says: Wait, that was MY FLY! and immediately signs an executive order requiring background checks for all coffee shops as well as federal certification in handling coffee with or without flies,
          and presses Congress to enact legislation banning flies from coffee.

          He declared all coffee shops "fly-free zones".... Hahahahaha
          Please pray for my unsaved loved-ones. Time is short.

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          • #6
            The Muslim dip it in the coffee, because his prophet said:

            "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease."


            (Sahih Al-Bukhari: Volume 4, Book 54, Number 537)

            http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Science/flies.html


            Is it the left wing with the cure, and the right wing with the disease, or is it the right wing with the cure and the left wing with the disease?

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