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  • The Dying Preacher

    Thought this was funny, felt like sharing:

    An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.

    When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.

    Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats.

    Finally, the banker said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"

    The old preacher mustered up his strength and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."

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    It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

    John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

    “Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”


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          There's nothing our LORD JESUS CHRIST can't do!!!!


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            sigpicProverbs 18:10--The name of the LORD is a strong tower; The righteous run to it and are safe.


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              I stand with Israel, now and forever.
              Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.


              • #8
                That is a cute & funny joke!
                sigpic John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. Love RR Family, Janice


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                  John 1:29 Behold the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world

                  Revelation22:17 Both the Spirit and the bride say, "Come!"


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                    (with apologies to my brother and SIL)

                    1 John 3:23 ~ And this is His commandment, That we should believe on the name of His Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as He gave us commandment.


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                      Thank you, i really needed that today.

                      That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
                      And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

                      Philippians 2:10-11


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                        That was cute.


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                          Thanks for the laugh this morning
                          Isaiah 43:1-3 Romans 10:9 John 6:35 John 6:40


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                            Ok that one is going in the bulletin this sunday!
                            We presume that we would be ready for battle if confronted with a great crisis, but it is not the crisis that builds something within us—it simply reveals what we are made of already. -Oswald Chambers