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  • #16
    books are not for eating
    Yep, said that one a few times too

    Recently I said to my toddler- 'STOP, licking the dog!'

    My dh said to me when my toddler didn't want a breastfeed anymore- 'your milk maybe off!'

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    • #17
      Statements you will never hear:

      1) I've got to spend more time on Facebook.
      2) I need to put on a few more pounds.
      3) Madonna AND Janet Jackson? That will be the best Super Bowl halftime EVER!


      If someone asks the time: "You mean, right now?"

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      • #18
        oops duplicated tha one. - PC needed unbunching.
        It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

        John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

        “Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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        • #19
          Any cookies left? They're all. (gone)


          Don't be so sloosslich! Clumsy-stupid-foolish.

          When you get to be my age, you'll be older.


          Someone(thing) has his/her/its underware in a bunch. (we said this when the computer hungup or crashed - hence our remedy - unbunching - snapping the elastic)
          It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

          John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

          “Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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          • #20
            I would backup my PC, but I can't find reverse!
            Regards,
            Kevin <><<

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            • #21
              "Stop doweling the cat!"

              This needs an explanation. Years ago our young son loved to tease and torment the cat, and was doing so with a long thin wooden dowel of my husband's. This became a "saying" in our house--if someone was teasing/tormenting someone else, trying to get a reaction, they were "doweling" them. In fact, some friends have even started saying it!

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              • #22
                Question that should never be asked: "Where did you lose it?"

                Statement that should not be made to a child: "Never put beans up your nose." This will cause him to put at least one bean up his nose.

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                • #23
                  Here in the UK we have

                  You're as useful as a chocolate fireguard

                  when someone is physically in the way of something we want to see or do we say, you make a better door than a window.

                  Or there's 'cheap at half the price' Well it would be wouldn't it?
                  Isaiah 43:1-3 Romans 10:9 John 6:35 John 6:40

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Raphael View Post
                    "Never put beans up your nose." This will cause him to put at least one bean up his nose.


                    Or a raisin, or a cheerio...
                    Isaiah 26:3 You keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on You, because he trusts in You.

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                    • #25
                      This should be engraved on the Treasury Building:


                      I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left.




                      **actually this belongs in the Paprodiasiac thread......
                      It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

                      John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

                      “Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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                      • #26
                        "Back to the drawing board". -Where did they go back to before there were drawing boards?


                        How does a person who operates a snow remover get to work?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Raphael View Post
                          "Back to the drawing board". -Where did they go back to before there were drawing boards?


                          Back to the cave wall.
                          It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

                          John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

                          “Oh Look,... an Atheist........I Don't believe it....”
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                          • #28
                            My youngest daughter when she was about 11 looked at me and said

                            "Dad, Just think about how much the future has changed."

                            That is a real deep thot.

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                            • #29
                              I have the occasional habit of swapping digraphs and prefixes in words when I am either tongue tied or speaking rapidly....which leads me to saying things such as, "I chomise to prange the batteries....."..."So scared, I was baking in my shoots..."

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                              • #30
                                The future ain't what it used to be.


                                Similar to one above:

                                Customer at Home Depot: I want a ruler or a yardstick.
                                Sales rep: How long do you want it?
                                Customer: I want to keep it.


                                Once I got my tongue in front of my eye teeth, and I couldn't see what I was saying. Eventually I got my tang untungled.

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