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    *WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger

    *WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet

    *WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

    *WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

    *WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

    *WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Disk view found on drive

    *WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

    *WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

    *WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - No one knows what has happened

    *WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

    *WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500MB

    *WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!

    *WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside

    *WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside

    *WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

    *WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

    *WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside

    *WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside

    *WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?

    *WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

    *WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed.

    Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

    *WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

    *WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

    *WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that

    *WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

    *WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

    *WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

    *WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers

    *WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.

    *WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos- box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

    *WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

    *WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.

    *WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

    *WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure

    *WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 580,312,583 Bytes available

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