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    There were three men on an Island, they found a lamp with a magic genie inside. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes." so the men decided that each of them would get one wish....

    The first man said, "I wish to be 10 times more intelligent than I already am". The genie said, "very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off mathematical equations he never would have known previously.

    The second man said, "I wish to be 50 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie said, very well, *poof* your wish is granted." The man started rambling off scientific/mathematical knowledge of which he never knew the likes!

    The third man said, 'I wish to be 100 times more intelligent than I already am." The genie hesitated and said, "Please don't do this, are you certain you want this big of a change?" "It is going to be too much for you." The man said, "YES! GIVE IT TO ME!" The genie said very well...... *poof*
    and the man became a woman! LOL!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by jesusrules View Post
      ...and the man became a woman! LOL!
      You meant 'know-it-all', right?

      The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
      Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
      (Psa 19:1b-2)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hootmon View Post
        You meant 'know-it-all', right?

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        • #5
          Im not sure that being 100 times smarter makes a difference if you cant remember the question.

          http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?...11#post1391511
          The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
          Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
          (Psa 19:1b-2)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hootmon View Post
            Im not sure that being 100 times smarter makes a difference if you cant remember the question.

            http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?...11#post1391511
            I am not so sure I made that claim...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Amber Lynne View Post
              I am not so sure I made that claim...
              You mean you arent sure if you remember making that claim...
              The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
              Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
              (Psa 19:1b-2)

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              • #8
                I thought this was going to be

                the first guy wishes he were a millionare in Monte Carlo, poof...

                The next in Washington as President of the US, poof...

                And the third looks around the island, feels lonely and says,

                I wish those guys were still here.........poof.....
                It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

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                • #9
                  They all want to 'poof'?

                  The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
                  Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
                  (Psa 19:1b-2)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hootmon View Post
                    You mean you arent sure if you remember making that claim...
                    C'mere... I got something for ya...

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                    • #11
                      I love a good work of fiction.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ThePenguin View Post
                        I love a good work of fiction.
                        Plenty where that came from!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hootmon View Post
                          You meant 'know-it-all', right?

                          Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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