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Military Humor: Inter-Service Cooperation!

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  • Military Humor: Inter-Service Cooperation!

    There's a reason that cooperation between the services doesn't work. They simply don't speak the same language. For example:

    If you order the Navy to "secure a building," they're going to turn out the lights and lock the doors.

    If you order the Army to "secure a building," they're going to post armed guards on all the floors and at every entrance and exit to keep anyone from going in or out.
    If you order the Marines to "secure a building," they're going to plan a Force Recon aerial assault with paratroopers and gunships and lay waste to every living thing in the vicinity (Marines are kind of nuts).
    If you order the Air Force to "secure a building," they're going to look for a three to six year lease with an option to purchase.
    [Navy Vet with an Air Force father!]
    --------Eric H. Bowen

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    That's true. I was a Navy brat and a Navy wife.