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    Revelation 22:17a The Spirit and Bride are now saying, "Come!" The ones who hear are now saying, "Come!" The ones who thirst are now saying, "Come!" so come LORD Jesus !
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    Where does dragon milk come from?















    A short legged cow

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    • #3
      Buzz

      i think we posted within seconds of eachother.
      (unfair head start... i call shenegans!)


      oh, i'm on it today... sharp as a tack!

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      • #4
        Beat me to it!

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        • #5
          Nope I was first!!

          And I don't even know why................. NASCAR in this forum?
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            What do 'ya call a cow with no legs?

            Ground beef.

            What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?

            Matt.

            What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?

            Bob.

            What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

            Russell.

            What do 'ya call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

            Art.


            OK now back to my
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            Come soon Lord Jesus - Take us Safely Home

            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

            Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.


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                What do you call a deer with no eyes?

                No idea!
                Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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                • #9
                  how do you catch a no idea?




                  unique up on him


                  (that's how it goes, right?)

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                  • #10
                    What do you call a woman with one leg?

                    Eilene.

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                      What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?


                      An ex-tractor fan.
                      Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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                      • #12
                        Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

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                          What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


                          A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
                          Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Anddra View Post



                            What do you call an overweight cat who just ate a duck?


                            A duck-filled-fatty-puss.




                            Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
                            "Man it's hot in here!!!!"
                            The other muffin exclaims,
                            "Look a talking muffin!!!!"

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                              What do you call a hippy's wife?


                              Mississippi.
                              Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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