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  • #31
    What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?


    A polo bear.
    Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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    • #32
      Day breaks because night falls on day.


      Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17

      A closed mouth gathers no feet. Unknown

      Inside there's a thin woman trying to get out.
      I'm keeping her sedated with chocolate

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      • #33
        Originally posted by RapturiteSean View Post
        A true story.

        A few years ago the Irish news reported that police had found a decapitated and mutilated body in the trunk of a car.

        The report ended by saying ''Police are treating the death as suspicious''.

        You won't pull the wool over our cops eyes!
        Do you live in a town called Keystone?


        Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17

        A closed mouth gathers no feet. Unknown

        Inside there's a thin woman trying to get out.
        I'm keeping her sedated with chocolate

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        • #34
          Originally posted by icebear View Post
          Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
          Soooo, Icebear, how long have you been hiding in my car while I've been driving around?

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          • #35
            What did one casket say to the other?










            That you coffin?
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            Come soon Lord Jesus - Take us Safely Home

            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

            Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.


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            • #36
              Originally posted by steve53 View Post
              What did one casket say to the other?










              That you coffin?
              It's not the cough that carries you off. It's the coffin they carry you off in...
              Discernment is not knowing the difference between right and wrong. It is knowing the difference between right and almost right. - Charles H. Spurgeon

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              • #37
                Originally posted by icebear View Post
                Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?


                How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
                You cant. The Romans didnt have the mathematical concept of '0'.
                The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
                Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
                (Psa 19:1b-2)

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