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    I have a small story to tell. People always say that college is about trying new things, right? Well, tonight I had my first death bagel. What is a death bagel? First you buy a pound of bacon and five bagels. You then cook the bacon and as you do you fry the bagels in the bacon grease (you don't have to do it all at once but they always make all of the bacon and bagels at once). Once all of the bacon is cooked and the bagels are fried you put some bacon and some mozzarella cheese on one of the bagels and voilà, you have a death bagel. It was so amazingly delicious and so horribly bad for me. I'm pretty sure that I actually felt more unhealthy as a result of eating one. Don't worry, though; they don't make them too often.

    Anyhoo, that's my story. Enjoy your wednesday!

  • #2
    Originally posted by ThePenguin View Post
    I have a small story to tell. People always say that college is about trying new things, right? Well, tonight I had my first death bagel. What is a death bagel? First you buy a pound of bacon and five bagels. You then cook the bacon and as you do you fry the bagels in the bacon grease (you don't have to do it all at once but they always make all of the bacon and bagels at once). Once all of the bacon is cooked and the bagels are fried you put some bacon and some mozzarella cheese on one of the bagels and voilà, you have a death bagel. It was so amazingly delicious and so horribly bad for me. I'm pretty sure that I actually felt more unhealthy as a result of eating one. Don't worry, though; they don't make them too often.

    Anyhoo, that's my story. Enjoy your wednesday!
    Things you learn in college that are actually worth the tuition
    For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 1 Cor 1:18

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    • #3
      Thanks, I will be trying tonight

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      • #4
        Now if I was doing the Ididarod, that would be an excellent meal.


        Just reading it made my bp drop.... I need 5-20w oil not 40w.
        It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

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        • #5
          OK Boys, Everything is permissible"--but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible"--but not everything is constructive. Ya'll sound like my nephews and my husband! They love their bacon.

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          • #6
            Penguin, that sounds like a nice healthy sandwich by my way of thinking. You've got grains. You've got meat, and you've got plenty of fat to help you store the energy we need during the extreme arctic winters that we face. I do have a question, is it optional to have the sandwich served with a cup of warm bacon grease to dip into while enjoying the scrumptious meal?
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            • #7
              I just know I won't be able to get the vision of this fine delicacy out of my head all day. I bet it is delicious.
              "...earnestly contend for the faith which was once for all delivered to the saints." Jude 1:3b


              Jesus + something = nothing

              Jesus + nothing = Everything

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              • #8
                And add a couple of fried eggs. And who eats all that without fried potatoes? And with all of that bacon, you have to make bacon gravy to pour over the entire thing, especially the fried potatoes.


                Man! Now I am really hungry. Course, I did feel my arteries hardening as I thought of all that stuff.
                Psalm 30:11-12 (New King James Version)

                11 You have turned for me my mourning into dancing;
                You have put off my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness,
                12 To the end that my glory may sing praise to You and not be silent.
                O LORD my God, I will give thanks to You forever.



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                • #9
                  Somehow I picture this tree in heaven where you cut off a limb,
                  saw it into 1x8 planks,

                  then slice bacon grained strips off and deep fry them in fat free oil.


                  All the flavor, none of the cholesterol, salt, etc.




                  Bacon tree very pretty, Bacon tree taste like meat,

                  And the wood of the Bacon is delectible to eat.......
                  It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

                  John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ThePenguin View Post
                    death bagel
                    Hey! That's my Superhero name!
                    The heavens are telling of the glory of God; And their expanse is declaring the work of His hands.
                    Day to day pours forth speech, And night to night reveals knowledge.
                    (Psa 19:1b-2)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wally View Post
                      Somehow I picture this tree in heaven where you cut off a limb,
                      saw it into 1x8 planks,

                      then slice bacon grained strips off and deep fry them in fat free oil.


                      All the flavor, none of the cholesterol, salt, etc.




                      Bacon tree very pretty, Bacon tree taste like meat,

                      And the wood of the Bacon is delectible to eat.......
                      Yep,that is Heaven alright.

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                      • #12
                        Hmm . . . wonder if the bagel, being of Jewish origin, makes the bacon kosher??

                        Also, with this death bagel, do you drink a suicidal (mixture of as many soda flavors as you can get)?

                        Death bagel sounds pretty good!!
                        "Oir is leatsa an rioghachd, agus an cumhachd, agus a gloir, gu siorraidh, Amen." ("For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever, Amen" -- Scots Gaelic)

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                        • #13
                          I would eat it and would definitely want the side of fried potatoes!!
                          We had long suspected a pork chop tree in Heaven--walk right up, pick
                          off a chop and wolf it down. Had not considered there could be a
                          bacon tree nearby!!
                          John 1:29 Behold the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world


                          Revelation22:17 Both the Spirit and the bride say, "Come!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JoyJoyJoy View Post
                            I would eat it and would definitely want the side of fried potatoes!!
                            We had long suspected a pork chop tree in Heaven--walk right up, pick
                            off a chop and wolf it down. Had not considered there could be a
                            bacon tree nearby!!
                            Pork Chop tree!
                            Psalm 30:11-12 (New King James Version)

                            11 You have turned for me my mourning into dancing;
                            You have put off my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness,
                            12 To the end that my glory may sing praise to You and not be silent.
                            O LORD my God, I will give thanks to You forever.



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                            Thanks for the citizen title Hoot!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by RaptureReady_7 View Post
                              Pork Chop tree!

                              Hey....it's Heaven, right??? Let a girl get her eat on!!
                              John 1:29 Behold the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world


                              Revelation22:17 Both the Spirit and the bride say, "Come!"

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