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  • What do you NOT want to be doing when the Rapture comes?

    Okay, I know, I know, we all would say, "I don't care -- just let it come!"

    However, last night as I was standing at the stove, making pancakes, it suddenly occured to me, "I hope the Rapture doesn't happen until I get a chance to turn off the stove." I have no idea why that popped into my head, but it did. I had visions of the Rapture happening, and the stove eye left on with a pan burning on it, and I thought, it could sit there indefinitely with no one to turn it off, and it could start a fire somehow . . . Silly, I know, but that's sometimes how my mind works when it's idle.

    It would also be my luck () for the Rapture to come while I'm *ahem* "occupied" in the bathroom or sitting in the tub.

    Driving down the road, hmm, I might more likely expect. Lots of people are probably going to be in transit from one place to another when it happens. Lots of wrecks will probably be the result, lots of abandoned cars, but as I said, to be expected.

    I think, if given the choice, I'd like to be Taken from home or church.
    Last edited by iSong6:3; August 12th, 2011, 07:59 PM.
    "Oir is leatsa an rioghachd, agus an cumhachd, agus a gloir, gu siorraidh, Amen." ("For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever, Amen" -- Scots Gaelic)

  • #2
    I have wondered the same thing. I hope it doesn't happen when I'm moving one of my patients so they don't fall (if they aren't saved).

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    • #3
      For some reason the bathroom is one I prefer not, and maybe while cooking and the stove is on. I would like to go when I'm in the gym, that would shock some people!
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      Luke 21:28

      "Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near"

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      • #4
        I don't want to be in the bathroom either. That is one of "those" thoughts that does pop into my poor brain now and then.

        On a slightly more serious note, I don't want to be not watching for His Return.

        I want to be filled with the Holy Spirit and definitely in His will at the time!!


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        • #5
          I do not want to be thinking this thought:

          "We've been expecting the Rapture for decades and it hasn't happened. Maybe it's time to rethink this Rapture thing."

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          • #6
            sinning


            Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17

            A closed mouth gathers no feet. Unknown

            Inside there's a thin woman trying to get out.
            I'm keeping her sedated with chocolate

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            • #7
              As others have said: driving. I don't want to be driving with unsaved passengers in the car or have my car hit someone during the rapture. As for the bathroom, I have a sorta sick sense of humor, so I don't mind it at all. It could be my joke for when I get to heaven. I can imagine sitting around with other saints having this conversation: "hey, what were you doing when you got raptured?". Heh. When the rapture does happen, I'd like to be around my co-workers. So they will witness all that I have been trying to tell them. Hopefully they can be saved after that.

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              • #8
                Driving.

                or
                Struggling in the muck of life.
                It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

                John 1:1-3 NKJV --- Luke 22:42 NKJV --Romans 3:23 NKJV, Rom 5:8 NKJV, Rom 8:28 NKJV, Rom 8:31 NKJV, Rom8:38-39 NKJV, ---Titus 1:2 NKJV - Heb 6:18 NKJV --- John 14:6 NKJV --- 1 John 5:13 NKJV --- Acts 16:29-31 NKJV ... John 6:28-29 NKJV... 1John 2:22 NKJV... Heb 10:11-13 NKJV

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Raphael View Post
                  I do not want to be thinking this thought:

                  "We've been expecting the Rapture for decades and it hasn't happened. Maybe it's time to rethink this Rapture thing."
                  Oh my! Me either! That thought goes through my head a lot. Another thing, this is kind of awful, but I was thinking the other day that I hope my dog is outside and not in the house when the rapture comes. i have 2 house cats and i don't want the dog to make a meal of them. I hope the animals join us, but what if they don't? I worry a lot about my pets. I have a huge container of cat food in the pantry and I always leave the lid unsealed so that they can knock it off and have the food when we are gone.

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                  • #10
                    I don't want to be caught at the Prichard Tavern 6,700 miles from Jerusalem:





                    Because of what Jesus said in Luke 12:45-46

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gilligan View Post
                      I don't want to be caught at the Prichard Tavern 6,700 miles from Jerusalem:



                      Because of what Jesus said in Luke 12:45-46
                      Yikes, from the looks of that place I wouldn't want to be caught there at any time, Rapture or not.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mom2ten View Post
                        I have wondered the same thing. I hope it doesn't happen when I'm moving one of my patients so they don't fall (if they aren't saved).
                        me too.. I've thought this many times.

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                        • #13
                          This would be funny: The Skipper is about to whack me with his hat and the Rapture happens just before his hat reaches my head.

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                          • #14
                            I was walking our dog last night (we adopted a 2.5 year old Landseer Newfoundland last month) and thinking the same thing and that I could just be walking our dog one evening.........

                            I hope I am not driving.

                            I just went back to read the other responses after I put my own, and you guys are so sweet and so funny.

                            I am pretty sure that my dog will just eat both our cats and then our sofas and use all of my 5 year old's dolls for snacks in between.

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                            • #15
                              Holding the football right before charlie brown tries to kick it.

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