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Congress at recess - needs playground equipment

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  • Congress at recess - needs playground equipment

    Despite all the perks our Congressmen have, they are in desperate need of playground equipment during their recess. I know my charitable brothers and sisters on this site will want to pass the hat quickly to avoid a playground shutdown. Following are the items needed:

    Slide (provides practice leading the nation's slide into default)
    Swing (develops strength to cast critical swing votes - or maybe just waffle back and forth)
    Sandbox (think kitty)
    Merry-go-Round (improves self-esteem by creating the illusion of progress)
    Chinup bar (for hanging Blame Bush posters)

  • #2
    Don't forget the teeter totter and monkey bars.

    Take one and pass it on!


    • #3
      They cannot have a teeter totter because that requires two people to work together.

      They don't want the monkey bars because if they make it to the center, they may be unable to extricate themselves in time for the next recess.


      • #4
        It's ALL about Jesus. The Son of God - Emanuel - The Mighty God - Our Salvation.

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