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  • Superman Renounces America Citizenship!

    This as got to be a sad day in American history. Our beloved Man of Steel has decided he doesn't think the USA is exceptional anymore. He has decided he's going before the United Nations to renounce his US citizenship.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ip-00th-issue/

    This is just one more step to a one world government. Now I have never been a follower of Superman comics, but I did enjoy the idea, movies, and games of Superman. His outfit is even red and blue. I will now be boycotting anything related to superman. I blame this on the liberal movement and socialist agenda of our current administration

    Sad day...Lord please come soon. I don't know how much longer I can watch America fall.

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    Can't Make it Up?
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    I have set the Lord always before me: because he is at my right hand, I shall not be moved.
    Psalm 16:8 KJV

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    • #3
      So what now, go back to the old re-runs and edit out, "Truth, justice, and the American way"?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Daniel1210 View Post
        So what now, go back to the old re-runs and edit out, "Truth, justice, and the American way"?
        Nah - just voice over with "Truth, Justice and for Humanitarian Reasons"

        It's really sad when our own made up fairytales don't even believe in America anymore.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Beccasue View Post
          Nah - just voice over with "Truth, Justice and for Humanitarian Reasons"
          My chain of emotions:



          Everyday I hope more and more - Maranatha!
          ~ Kari sigpic

          "LORD, I have heard of your fame; I stand in awe of your deeds, O LORD. Renew them in our day,in our time make them known; in wrath remember mercy."
          Habakkuk 3:2

          "He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God."
          Micah 6:8

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          • #6
            Wow, I never saw this one coming...



            they won't be taking this little guy away now, will they?

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            • #7
              He wasn't born in the U.S.A.
              He's from another planet... is he even human?
              Was he ever actually adopted by that nice American couple he's now turning his back on?
              Did he ever go through the citizenship process?
              Are aliens even allowed to become citizens?
              My conclusion is that he's probably an illegal alien in the first place...

              Superman, take your pick: China, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, European Union, Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, etc... take your pick Superman and see how many comics you can sell in your new country of choice...

              His new motto might be...: "Truth, Justice, and the will of the 12th Imam"
              or: "One World at Whatever the Cost"

              I'm content so long as Calvin and Hobbes remain American Citizens.
              Tall Timbers, Imperfect but forgiven

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tall Timbers View Post
                He wasn't born in the U.S.A.
                He's from another planet... is he even human?
                Was he ever actually adopted by that nice American couple he's now turning his back on?
                Did he ever go through the citizenship process?
                Are aliens even allowed to become citizens?
                My conclusion is that he's probably an illegal alien in the first place...

                Superman, take your pick: China, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, European Union, Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, etc... take your pick Superman and see how many comics you can sell in your new country of choice...

                His new motto might be...: "Truth, Justice, and the will of the 12th Imam"
                or: "One World at Whatever the Cost"

                I'm content so long as Calvin and Hobbes remain American Citizens.


                You're right! We've given him a free pass and he doesn't appreciate it!

                btw...don't let the door hit you on the way out, Superman!

                looove those Calvin and Hobbes...

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                • #9
                  What's next

                  Maybe superman was questioned by "The Donald" for his birth certificate and could only produce the short form.

                  What's next Captian America will become....Captian Planet

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                  • #10
                    Very true! Seriously, an illegal alien renouncing his American citizenship? Bwahahahaa!
                    I wonder if other superheroes will follow? What are we going to DO?!


                    Originally posted by Tall Timbers View Post
                    He wasn't born in the U.S.A.
                    He's from another planet... is he even human?
                    Was he ever actually adopted by that nice American couple he's now turning his back on?
                    Did he ever go through the citizenship process?
                    Are aliens even allowed to become citizens?
                    My conclusion is that he's probably an illegal alien in the first place...

                    Superman, take your pick: China, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, European Union, Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, etc... take your pick Superman and see how many comics you can sell in your new country of choice...

                    His new motto might be...: "Truth, Justice, and the will of the 12th Imam"
                    or: "One World at Whatever the Cost"

                    I'm content so long as Calvin and Hobbes remain American Citizens.

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                    • #11
                      This is for money reasons. The international coffers will open more money than American's who don't buy comic books anymore.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tall Timbers View Post
                        He wasn't born in the U.S.A.
                        He's from another planet... is he even human?
                        Was he ever actually adopted by that nice American couple he's now turning his back on?
                        Did he ever go through the citizenship process?
                        Are aliens even allowed to become citizens?
                        My conclusion is that he's probably an illegal alien in the first place...

                        Superman, take your pick: China, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, European Union, Russia, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, etc... take your pick Superman and see how many comics you can sell in your new country of choice...

                        His new motto might be...: "Truth, Justice, and the will of the 12th Imam"
                        or: "One World at Whatever the Cost"

                        I'm content so long as Calvin and Hobbes remain American Citizens.
                        I LOVE your response to this!!! Absolutely perfect!
                        1 Thessalonians 5:4 (New International Version)

                        4But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.

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                        • #13
                          Hey - they could change the uniform to a bright green with a picture of the planet on the chest, and recycling symbols on a patch!!! Of course, these would be made of 100% organic, recycled and recyclable materials!!!!

                          Love your post Tall Timbers!! Great response!

                          Oh by the way - my nephew lives in Alaska and is a Youth Minister and Music Leader for a church there. His family absolutely loves it!!

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                          • #14
                            That's ok Superman, the Batman will step up!!
                            There's nothing our LORD JESUS CHRIST can't do!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Certainly Clark Kent must have a drivers license, passport, social security number, etc. or are they are forged!

                              Not a good example if Supes is using falsified documents.

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